What’s Your Championship Sign?

Forget star signs. This is sports destiny.

Your birth year secretly lines up with four champions: NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB.

Put those together and you get your Championship Sign — a completely unscientific, unreasonably specific reading based on:

  • The champions from the year you were born

  • Your favorite sport

  • The season you showed up in (your birth month)

It’s part sports history, part personality reading, part “how is this… weirdly accurate?”

The Championship Sign currently draws from 75 years of Champions (1950–2025).

Try the Championship Sign Generator

Answer three questions and I’ll pull in:

  • All four major champions from your birth year

  • Your dominant archetype based on your favorite sport

  • A seasonal “flavor” based on your birth month

Hit the button and you’ll get a shareable breakdown you can copy for your group chats, posts, and DMs.

Championship Sign Generator

Three questions. Four leagues. One unreasonably specific reading.







How This Ridiculous Thing Actually Works

Under the hood, this isn’t magic — it’s 75 years of champions wired into a strange little sports horoscope machine.

1. Your birth year
I pull the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB champions from your birth year (1950–2025).

2. Your favorite sport
Your favorite league gets extra weight. That champion becomes your “loudest” archetype — the energy you lead with when life gets weird.

3. Your birth month
Your birth month adds a seasonal layer:

  • Winter Mind → reflective, internal, slow but permanent decisions

  • Spring Drive → restless, experimental, always reinventing

  • Summer Energy → expressive, social, emotions turned up loud

  • Fall Strategist → observant, calculated, emotionally contained

Then it mashes all of that into one Championship Reading:
part sports history, part personality sketch, part “why does this feel a little too accurate?”

Meet the 7 Championship Archetypes

Every champion gets mapped to one of seven archetypes. Your birth year pulls four of them together — one from each league.

Dynasty Lord
High standards, low tolerance for nonsense, and a default belief that things should be done well. You think in seasons, not moments.

Blue-Collar Grinder
Work over spectacle. You’re built for repeating the unglamorous stuff that actually fixes problems and wins boring, important games.

Cinderella Chaos Gremlin
You live for the run: the streak, the wave, the “how is this even happening?” You get oddly clutch when it matters most.

Cursed Romantic
You have seen some things. You still hope anyway, but you do not fully trust good news at first. You keep showing up for what you love, even when it hurts.

Corporate Superpower
You come with built-in spotlight energy. Reputation and presentation matter, and whether you like it or not, people are watching.

Chaos Technician
You are a systems hacker. You see rules as suggestions and patterns as something to be messed with. You love weird angles and clever fixes.

The Unintended Machine
You don’t always look flashy, but you’re suspiciously consistent. Habits, systems, and quiet momentum do a lot of your heavy lifting.

Share Your Championship Sign

Once you’ve generated your Championship Sign, hit “Copy My Championship Sign” and paste it:

  • In your group chat

  • On your timeline

  • Into a DM for the friend who takes sports way too personally

Then compare archetypes and see who ended up a Dynasty Lord, who’s a full Chaos Gremlin, and who got stuck as the Cursed Romantic of the group.

This is not science.
It’s much worse.
It’s sports destiny. 🏆